he has all the music
Snarki2: listening to Ambulance and in for the day so
send me a message to spice up my day
SoftLord: cumin
Snarki2: what have you been up to today
SoftLord: about 6’1
SoftLord: 🙂
Snarki2: so you like taller women
SoftLord: i like women who can keep up with me
Snarki2: is that difficult to find?
Snarki2: are you still busy???
SoftLord: no…trying to come up with a clever
answer to that last one
Snarki2: tired today?
SoftLord: are you related to adam? his youngest
daughter no doubt
SoftLord: actually just got up from a nap… dont
sleep enough durin the week so gotta make up for
it over the weekend
Snarki2: you didn’t know that Adam is my brother
Snarki2: I see
SoftLord: i did not… twasn’t mentioned to me…
SoftLord: i figured there was somethin cause of
the name
Snarki2: most people think we’re married because we
have the same name and live together
SoftLord: i’m not most people 🙂
SoftLord: so you have a white stripes thing goin
on
Snarki2: that’s very true:-*
SoftLord: *smiles* mmmm… and a great kisser
Snarki2: self-proclaimed or from testimonials?
SoftLord: lol…i was bein a kiss-ass again… but i
have been told i am one as well…
Snarki2: I think being a good kisser is about passion
and tongue to lip smacking ratio to maintain the right
level of lubrication
SoftLord: and tempo…. and not overdoing it too
much to begin with…
Snarki2: that’s the worst
Snarki2: people don’t know how to work up to
something
SoftLord: right… its all about the buildup and
anticipation
Snarki2: what ever happened to seduction and
longing??
SoftLord: my favorite moment is the half second
right before a first real kiss
SoftLord: when like… you both know its
inevitable, but it hasn’t quite happened yet
Snarki2: when the tension is the highest that it’s electric
Snarki2: me too
SoftLord: but you’re still pretty secure in knowing
the other person wants it too
Snarki2: it’s all in the eyes
SoftLord: *grin* oh yes… yes it is
Snarki2: have you ever been surprised to find out that
someone is interested??
Snarki2: or did you know
SoftLord: hmm… well…
Snarki2: well what
SoftLord: i tend to get people who are attracted
to me like… in psycho amounts… i guess its my
crowd
Snarki2: same here – i’m always surprised though to
have men following around
Snarki2: maybe it’s the scene too
SoftLord: its either "i think yuo’re cool and lets be
friends so theres no possibility of ever seeing me
naked" or "oh my god you’re so amazing i want to
IM you late at night and ask you to marry me i
love you i love you i love you"
Snarki2: so you’ve gotten marriage proposals
Snarki2: that’s scary
SoftLord: yea… well…
Snarki2: whenever the pop out that ring box i freak
SoftLord: lol
Snarki2: do you think it’s the fear of commitment or
stalker thing
SoftLord: i dunno… i used to be really really
insecure and unattractive (or felt that way)… so
the prospet of anyone i was interested in being
attracted to me was like… no way jose
Snarki2: so women found you approachable and a
challenge – just what most messed up women love
SoftLord: nah.. even worse… i got the "N G" word
SoftLord: or get…
Snarki2: what’s the "N G" word???
SoftLord: "you’re such a Nice Guy"
SoftLord: (tm)
Snarki2: that’s a cop-out
SoftLord: oh i know
Snarki2: women just can’t be honest with themselves
or men
Snarki2: that’s the problem
SoftLord: but i was for a long time… the nice
non-threatening easy-to-get-along-with…
Snarki2: college?
SoftLord: hehe… true… i think thats true of
people
SoftLord: newp…no college… went directly from
HS to TVT
SoftLord: well… took a year off, anyway
Snarki2: very interesting
Snarki2: what did you do for that year?
SoftLord: bummed around, half looked for a job
SoftLord: not a very interesting story, i’m afraid 🙂
Snarki2: ok now i have to ask you – how old are you?
SoftLord: lol….guess
Snarki2: you suck
SoftLord: *grin* who toldja
SoftLord: i’m not THAT much younger than you
Snarki2: all those testimonials on friendster
Snarki2: i’d say you’re in the 25-27 range
SoftLord: really….iiinteresting
Snarki2: maybe 24
SoftLord: bingo bango
Snarki2: just a baby boy
Snarki2: this is fun
SoftLord: *raises eyebrow* i’m all grown up in
some areas… 😉
Snarki2: i’ve heard about your development
SoftLord: that its arrested?
Snarki2: beyond your years…
SoftLord: oh yea…
Snarki2: well i’m an old women
SoftLord: psh…
SoftLord: silly
Snarki2: fully developed
Snarki2: but very happy with this stage in my life
SoftLord: you’ve got many years to go before
anyone could consider you anything approaching
‘old’
Snarki2: thank you
Snarki2: still i get to play with 24 year old "boys"
SoftLord: *smile* Are you trying to seduce me?
Snarki2: i’m not sure – i admit i like the volley
SoftLord: okay fine, it was a bastardization of a
graduate quote, but…
Snarki2: very well done young Jeremy
SoftLord: it sounded like there was a ‘but’ in there
Snarki2: not a "but" – just inquisitive
SoftLord: that was not a particularly loaded
question… i’m enjoying the conversation too,
very much.
Snarki2: like getting to know you
SoftLord: likewise
Snarki2: no what???
Snarki2: i meant now what??
SoftLord: oh… well i’m not sure
Snarki2: isn’t that the best part?
SoftLord: for some 🙂
Snarki2: for you?
SoftLord: i’m a taurus… i like comfort and security
and knowing where i stand with people… although
the element of the unknown can be exciting
ultimately i’d rather be home snugglin with
someone rather than sitting up at night wondering
‘so do they like me like i like them’…
Snarki2: wouldn’t have guessed that
SoftLord: no?
Snarki2: now that you say it it seems right
Snarki2: i’m an aries
SoftLord: i knew this
Snarki2: how?
SoftLord: i think you mightve mentioned it at the
BBQ
Snarki2: too much tequila
SoftLord: lol
Snarki2: and you weren’t drinking at all – no fair
SoftLord: yeah i know… you know, i still owe you
a drink from there
Snarki2: that’s right
SoftLord: i had to be sober enough to work
Snarki2: i start off sober then have people putting
drinks in my hand
Snarki2: still get the job done though
SoftLord: lol…me too… i rarely end up paying for
drinks
Snarki2: i’m comped everywhere in the city – people
are starting to drop my name and getting comped too
SoftLord: wow you ARE a party girl
Snarki2: it’s this documentary thing
SoftLord: i can do that pretty much anywhere on
avenue A, or any goth/electro/britpop scene thing
Snarki2: good to know
Snarki2: it’s an art
SoftLord: its all about making friends with the
important b-list people
SoftLord: bouncers, bartenders
Snarki2: with this documentary i’ve made friends with
all the club owners in myc and the hamptons – scary
SoftLord: ew…slimy
Snarki2: very slimy
SoftLord: all of ’em… thats why i haven’t started
up another club night in awhile
Snarki2: it’s pretty played out – but the guys at Show
are pretty cool
Snarki2: they do these burlesque nights that are pretty
funky
Snarki2: women on swings etc.
SoftLord: iinteresting
SoftLord: dont think i could afford to set
something up there 🙂
Snarki2: i don’t pay for anything – vip baby
SoftLord: you’re a good girl to know 🙂
Snarki2: wait till my masturbation documentary goes
into production
SoftLord: only if theres personal footage included
Snarki2: everyone keeps asking me
SoftLord: lol
SoftLord: well you do give people a good straight
line
Snarki2: my production assistant thinks i should use
some body cover up on my tattoos and go for it
Snarki2: i’m straight and deviant at the same time
SoftLord: my favorite… nice with a tinge of
naughty
Snarki2: absolutely
SoftLord: the kind you can take home to mom and
then keep mom awake at night with strange
noises comin from the bedroom
Snarki2: just your everyday
lawyer/producer/deviant/gourmet cook/family person
SoftLord: hmm.. *thinks* what would mine be…
just your every day geek/dj/naughtyboi/cookie
master/romantic/mommas boy
Snarki2: well done – so a momma’s boy huh
SoftLord: well… you’dh ave to meet my mom
SoftLord: hehe
Snarki2: i can tell from talking to you that she is
remarkable
SoftLord: *grin* she gave me good taste in
people, thats for sure
Snarki2: tell me more…
SoftLord: about my good taste in people or about
my mom? 😛
Snarki2: good taste in people
SoftLord: oh… well… you’ve seen my friendster
page… heh… and some people i’ve just started
interacting with confirm my good taste 😛
SoftLord: even tho i haven’t yet tasted them
Snarki2: what constitutes a "good" person??
SoftLord: ah… well…
Snarki2: tell me please..
SoftLord: good-hearted (even if they dont show
it, i tend to have a knack for sniffing them out)…
funny, usually quite attractive, quick-witted…
able to think on multiple levels simultaneously…
Snarki2: i see
SoftLord: i dunno… i’ve never had to put together
a list of ‘what constitutes a person i will interact
with’ before…
Snarki2: notice you like the "attractive" thing
SoftLord: lol… its a taurus thing… i need a lot of
beauty in my life… and ‘attractive’ isn’t
necessarily a physical thing
Snarki2: what is "attractive" then?
SoftLord: a vibe you have, a way of feeling about
yourself… a mischevous twinkle, a soft smile in a
quiet moment… could be many things
SoftLord: what is attractive for you?
Snarki2: very well put – i completely agree but
wouldn’t have put in in such succinct words
Snarki2: let’s see
Snarki2: hold on for a moment – duty calls but want to
answer that question shortly
SoftLord: words are great…you can do so many
different things with them 🙂
SoftLord: okie… brb also, gotta potty
SoftLord: back
Snarki2: almost
Snarki2: back
Snarki2: attractive?
SoftLord: nice back
Snarki2: thank you
SoftLord: heh
Snarki2: do you want my answer or what??
SoftLord: of course
Snarki2: a sense of humor, confidence, the ability to
take chaos in stride and always enjoy the moment for
what it is not what it should be
SoftLord: interesting
Snarki2: i try
SoftLord: sounds like that comes from working in
a chaotic environment
Snarki2: my real ability lies in making order out of
chaos
SoftLord: yea… i try not to stress anything too
much… doesn’t always work
Snarki2: i’m better in a stressful environment – it
focuses me
SoftLord: agreed, definitely
SoftLord: pressure is what turns coal into
diamonds, after all
Snarki2: and somehow it generates alot of $ for my
business – so my shareholders and partners are happy
Snarki2: but the whole earner thing has it’s drawbacks
SoftLord: are you an owner at pseudo?
Snarki2: founding partner
SoftLord: interesting
Snarki2: does it make sense?
SoftLord: just something i didn’t know about you
🙂
Snarki2: so i can still surprise you:-)
SoftLord: you’re not the only one interested in
‘getting to know’ someone here, ya know 😛
Snarki2: very good
SoftLord: you mean after one official meeting,
flirting at a work event and a couple of hours of
online chatting? i’d say so
Snarki2: me too
SoftLord: it doesn’t surprise me that you’d be
running things… you just dont really go around
like you do… or i haven’t seen it
Snarki2: seen what? i lost you
SoftLord: er.. with the "i RUN pseudo..i AM
pseudo"… i dont think people would guess that
you’re a founding partner if you didnt’ tell them
SoftLord: which is not a bad thing, certainly
Snarki2: that’s because i’m a women, i’m fairly young,
most men want to fuck me, and i’m not arrogant about
it
Snarki2: i keep it low-key so my staff respects me
SoftLord: *coff* dont do that while i’m drinking
Snarki2: got you hey
SoftLord: as i was taking a drink….
SoftLord: congratulations
SoftLord: heeh
SoftLord: usually its the other way around
Snarki2: i love to shock and i’m good at it
Snarki2: overactive imagination
SoftLord: another admirable quality 🙂
SoftLord: and *coff* useful
Snarki2: always
Snarki2: hard to find a partner who can keep up
though
SoftLord: perhaps you meant to say ‘difficult’
Snarki2: thank you for the insight – yes "difficult"
Snarki2: didn’t say impossible
SoftLord: *smile* no… no you didn’t 🙂
Snarki2: left the door open – always do
Snarki2: hate to foreclose any possibility
SoftLord: you never know who might poke their
head in
Snarki2: absolutely
Snarki2: may be a complete surprise
Snarki2: i love surprises and am rarely surprised
SoftLord: lesse… i’m a guy, i’m younger than
people think i am, mostly psycho goth girls and
scary old fags want to fuck me, and i’m cocky
about it, but with tongue firmly planted in cheek
Snarki2: love the volley
Snarki2: very surprising…
SoftLord: …not that theres anything wrong with
that…
Snarki2: what old fags and psycho goth girls?
SoftLord: hey, whatever pays the bills, ya know…
SoftLord: er…i mean…nothin
SoftLord: O:-)
Snarki2: how much would i have to pay for your
company?
SoftLord: *thinks* i’m sure we could work out
some sort of barter
Snarki2: good to know that you’re flexible on price
SoftLord: its a sliding scale
Snarki2: thought you were going to say it’s a slippery
slope
SoftLord: well that depends on how the evening
goes, now doesn’t it
Snarki2: that’s true you can never tell how an evening
is going to end
SoftLord: very true
SoftLord: thats the fun thing about evenings
SoftLord: if you do it right
Snarki2: so what was your most "surprising" evening??
Snarki2: no names just the juicy facts
SoftLord: hmmm… my evenings as of late have
been deplorably predictable, i’m afraid…
Snarki2: what about evenings of lore
SoftLord: thats the other thing you should
probably know about me…
Snarki2: what’s that
Snarki2: don’t kiss and tell
SoftLord: i tend to overthink my way out of
things… old habit, but you know what they say
about those
Snarki2: old habits are hard to break?
SoftLord: that’ll do 🙂
Snarki2: no it won’t
Snarki2: i’m desperate for some more
SoftLord: some more…. what
Snarki2: more proverbial Jeremy
SoftLord: oh…hehe
SoftLord: well i was gonna say ‘old habits die
hard’
Snarki2: i disagree
Snarki2: i try to never establish habits – keep it
changing all the time
SoftLord: tho personally i think its just a matter of
finding the right sized shovel to hit them over the
head with
Snarki2: yes
Snarki2: as you get older it gets easier
Snarki2: call a bathroom break – will be back
SoftLord: oh i know… i have to remind myself
that i’m pretty much where i should be for my
age, if not a little ahead… in some areas
SoftLord: okay… i’ll try not to miss you too much
Snarki2: wasn’t i quick?
SoftLord: wow…everything come out alright?
Snarki2: yes thank you
SoftLord: glad to hear it
Snarki2: when you work out for 3 hours you drink
gallons of water and pee for hours afterwards
Snarki2: sorry
SoftLord: *giggle* you’re silly…girls dont pee
Snarki2: what do we do then?
SoftLord: they just go into the bathroom with 6 or
7 of your friends and talk about boys
SoftLord: of THEIR friends…jeez
Snarki2: i’m not a girl anymore – i go to the bathroom
for other things: ???
SoftLord: well… you’re the one doin a
documentary on it
Snarki2: nice guess but not what i was talking about
SoftLord: k 🙂
Snarki2: did you eat dinner yet?
SoftLord: i have not, no
Snarki2: what does Jeremy eat
SoftLord: *traces the outline of his soft lips
slowly, not answering*
SoftLord: *innocent whistle*
Snarki2: *bites her lip in anticipation*
SoftLord: eating is good… some things taste
better than others… i like eating things prepared
by gourmet chefs
Snarki2: so you like things prepared for you then
Snarki2: i know the type
Snarki2: but do you eat what’s prepared for you – no
questions?
SoftLord: well… i also love cooking things for
other people… big fan of showing up with
breakfast in bed
Snarki2: what’s on the menu generally?
SoftLord: breakfast-wise? i’ve gotten pretty good
at "whatevers-in-the-fridge" omlettes
SoftLord: coffee and juice
Snarki2: i had a scallion cream cheese omelette today
SoftLord: perhaps a rose
Snarki2: red?
SoftLord: depending
Snarki2: depending on what?
SoftLord: on who its for
SoftLord: one red, one white
Snarki2: passion and true love
SoftLord: *laugh* yes
Snarki2: quite a rare combination, jeremy
SoftLord: not just anyone gets breakfast in bed,
carlin
Snarki2: i see
Snarki2: like it when you say my name
SoftLord: do you have a nickname? or do people
pretty much call you carlin
Snarki2: people call me "carl" for short and "bella"
sometimes – i don’t know why
SoftLord: whats your middle name?
Snarki2: cort – family name my grandfathers first name
SoftLord: pretty
SoftLord: like diane
Snarki2: thank you – i think so
Snarki2: and you?
SoftLord: