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Archive for August, 2003

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SoftLord: *staples you to AIM*

chrrybmbnyc: sounds painful

SoftLord: but only on the weekends

chrrybmbnyc: i guess i can take it

SoftLord: gotta be gentle the first time

chrrybmbnyc: yeah right

SoftLord: hmph

SoftLord: i’ve only been with one virgin, and i was
plenty gentle

chrrybmbnyc: what’s hmph

chrrybmbnyc: sorry i’m not a virgin

SoftLord: no need to apologize

chrrybmbnyc: not apologizing – just being sarcastic

SoftLord: so was i…hehe

chrrybmbnyc: me a virgin – good one

SoftLord: how old were you?

chrrybmbnyc: bold question

chrrybmbnyc: 16

SoftLord: this is not going to turn into a "how
many sexual partners have you had"


SoftLord: converstaion

SoftLord: *doesn’t care*..heh

chrrybmbnyc: you’re the one steering

SoftLord: i was just curious

chrrybmbnyc: seems like

SoftLord: there was no follow-up

chrrybmbnyc: suit yourself

SoftLord: i miss swing revival

SoftLord: always do

chrrybmbnyc: actually i never did keep a tally

chrrybmbnyc: not about how many

SoftLord: *shrug* not my business, really

SoftLord: i’m no holden

chrrybmbnyc: holden who

SoftLord: holden from chasing amy

chrrybmbnyc: is he from dawson’s creek

SoftLord: pbbt… howd you know i like dawsons
creek


chrrybmbnyc: oh yes now i get the reference

chrrybmbnyc: your age

SoftLord: hehe

SoftLord: guilty pleasure

SoftLord: since 90210 went off the air

chrrybmbnyc: so gen y

SoftLord: well i AM

SoftLord: actually

SoftLord: i’m like… on the border between X and
Y

chrrybmbnyc: yes you are

SoftLord: generationally

chrrybmbnyc: your definitely a y though

SoftLord: i dunno… i was also listening to
whitesnake at work today

SoftLord: and i own ridiculous amounts of Muppet
Show memorabilia


chrrybmbnyc: really – miss piggy

SoftLord: i’m partial to Dr. Teeth… he’s the man

SoftLord: i have the jim henson "Think Different"

poster up on my wall in my room

chrrybmbnyc: loved the show when blondie did the
muppets


SoftLord: and all the released episodes on VHS,
and a kermit doll, and some of the action figures
at work


SoftLord: muppets rock…cause they’re totally
multi-layered and clever

chrrybmbnyc: isn’t his son starting something new

SoftLord: his son runs henson inc… they just
bought back all the shares of their company from
this german comp that had bought them out


chrrybmbnyc: oohhh interesting

chrrybmbnyc: where are we going again wednesday
night

SoftLord: release party for Party Monster

SoftLord: @Plaid

chrrybmbnyc: thanks.

SoftLord: by invite only

SoftLord: i had to give the name of my +1 when i
RSVPed


chrrybmbnyc: of course

SoftLord: impressed yet? *vomit*

chrrybmbnyc: so impressed i almost want to blow you

SoftLord: iiinteresting

chrrybmbnyc: right

SoftLord: lol

SoftLord: i was gonna say.. if thats all it
takes…yeesh

chrrybmbnyc: lol right back

chrrybmbnyc: fuck you

chrrybmbnyc: ass

SoftLord: i was GONNA say but i didn’t

SoftLord: sensitive tonight arent we 😛

chrrybmbnyc: i can take it – just like fucking with you

SoftLord: apparently 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: O:-)

SoftLord: ALMOST a better sentence…hehe

SoftLord: hey, want a preview of the new
Sevendust record?


chrrybmbnyc: yes yes yes

SoftLord:

http://www.konkretejungle.com/7dust/ecard.html

SoftLord: before even the eTeam hears it

SoftLord: #1 most added at active rock and alt.
rock this week 🙂


chrrybmbnyc: thank you

SoftLord: NOW have we gotten past the "almost"
thing? 😉


chrrybmbnyc: almost what???

SoftLord: almost want to blow me

chrrybmbnyc: guess you’ll have to work on that

SoftLord: lol

chrrybmbnyc: lol – you’re simple answer to everything

SoftLord: tis better to give than receive anyway

chrrybmbnyc: good job

SoftLord: thanks

chrrybmbnyc: =-O

SoftLord: *shrug* i dunno.. giving head is such a
‘chore’ for a lot of people that it tends to not be
worth it to me… not that i’ve had tons of
experience… but you know… what gets me off is
when people WANT to be doing something,
whether its head or anything else… not the
actual act

chrrybmbnyc: absolutely – it’s about passion

SoftLord: right

chrrybmbnyc: i would never want to think someone was
with me and didn’t want to be there


SoftLord: if someone were to be suckin on cock
like they were drowning and cum was oxygen…
thats something… more than just "oh jeez, he
wants it again… oh well gotta go get it over
with… he DID go to the opera with me"

chrrybmbnyc: problems???

chrrybmbnyc: we won’t go to the opera

SoftLord: lol… just as an example

SoftLord: i didn’t say MY cock

chrrybmbnyc: one can only assume

SoftLord: i was stating a hypothetical situation
about nobody in particular 😛


chrrybmbnyc: : P right back

SoftLord: ever watch Six Feet Under?

chrrybmbnyc: yes love it

SoftLord: i have these great remixes of the main
title theme


chrrybmbnyc: ooohh impressive

SoftLord: i was offering to send them to you, not
showin off my wares 😛

chrrybmbnyc: send away and show me your wears

softlord wants to send file G:\Download\Napster\-
Singles\thomas newman – six feet under\Thomas
Newman – Six Feet Under (Ananda Project
Mix).mp3
.

chrrybmbnyc: very cool

SoftLord: ah ha! connection!

chrrybmbnyc: it’s transferring

SoftLord: i’m filling you up with music

chrrybmbnyc: i was about to make a "filling up"
reference but hesitated

SoftLord: oh… well i guess one of us had to take
it


chrrybmbnyc: i left it for you

SoftLord: gotta be quick on the trigger, C

chrrybmbnyc: oh i’m quick on the trigger – didn’t know if
you could handle it

SoftLord: *looks at you* i have not yet begun to
get dirty 😉


chrrybmbnyc: *looks back* go for it

SoftLord: dont think i wont

chrrybmbnyc: ooohhhh the gauntlet is down

SoftLord: you…shall…not….PASSSSSSSSSSS

chrrybmbnyc: none shall PASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

SoftLord: right

SoftLord: that too

SoftLord: and i wore my "bush is sauron, save the
shire" shirt today too


chrrybmbnyc: almost time for creamy, cherry, chocolate
cake


SoftLord: *hangs head*

SoftLord: carlins creamy cherry

SoftLord: chocolate cake

chrrybmbnyc: just where you should be

chrrybmbnyc: hold on – have to set up the dvd for lame
parents

SoftLord: where? near your creamy cherry?

SoftLord: channel 3 you morons!

SoftLord: 🙂

chrrybmbnyc received G:\Download\Napster\-
Singles\thomas newman – six feet under\Thomas
Newman – Six Feet Under (Ananda Project
Mix).mp3
.

SoftLord: what, did you have to BUILD the dvd
player?




Auto response from chrrybmbnyc: I am away from
my computer right now.




chrrybmbnyc: good morning



Auto response from chrrybmbnyc: Ah love, thy
name is nap. Back soon, don’t miss me too much!




SoftLord: howdy

chrrybmbnyc: sorry i couldn’t chat – can’t watch a dvd
and be on the computer

SoftLord: a likely story

SoftLord: 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: what did you do instead

chrrybmbnyc: 😉

SoftLord: ummmm…nooothin

chrrybmbnyc: sounds interesting

SoftLord: *giggle* oh it was

chrrybmbnyc: share

SoftLord: went quotehunting…. talked music with
my friend from BET…


chrrybmbnyc: sounds like fun

SoftLord: twas

chrrybmbnyc: any quotes?

SoftLord: "No friend like music when the last
word’s spoken and every pleading is a plea in
vain; no friend like music when the heart is
broken, to mend its wings and give it flight again."
–Daniel Whitehead Hicky



SoftLord: oh i know what i wanted to make you
do


chrrybmbnyc: yes…

SoftLord: whichever email you check more
regularly… send a blank message to
splunge-subscribe@yahoogroups.com


SoftLord: its a quotes list me and my friends run

SoftLord: we send out quotes every couple of
days


chrrybmbnyc: done

chrrybmbnyc: i have some interesting quotes

SoftLord: "You cannot find yourself, only create
yourself." –Anne B. Sekel


chrrybmbnyc: "I have loved unselfishly and I have
fondled hatred with the hot tongsof hell – that’s living" –
Zora Neal Hurston

chrrybmbnyc: love that one

SoftLord: hot tongs of hell… sounds like a
scandinavian metal band


chrrybmbnyc: ha ha

SoftLord: "The most violent element in society is
ignorance." –Emma Goldman

chrrybmbnyc: "Beauty is only an invitation for abuse" –
Marilyn Monroe


SoftLord: heh… yeah i like that one too

SoftLord: "People are like stained glass windows;
they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but
when the darkness sets in their true beauty is
revealed only if there is a light within." -Elisabeth
Kubler-Ross



chrrybmbnyc: don’t know if i can top that one

chrrybmbnyc: too early in the morning

SoftLord: its okay i’m just copy+pasting from my
collection anyway


chrrybmbnyc: and here i am pulling from memory – i see
how it goes

SoftLord: well its not my fault you dont have ’em
written down 😛


chrrybmbnyc: don’t have them on my home computer

SoftLord: ahh

chrrybmbnyc: i need some software to tie into my
computer at work but too lazy

SoftLord: what OS are you usin at work?

chrrybmbnyc: windows xp i think

SoftLord: microsoft makes something called
Remote Desktop Connection, which is a free
download… its a bit of a security issue for your
firewall, though….


chrrybmbnyc: what do you suggest

chrrybmbnyc: since you’re the tech guru

SoftLord: well… RDC would be okay… theres also
this program called Timbuktu that might work…
http://www.netopia.com/en-us/software/product
s/tb2/


chrrybmbnyc: should i download it – then what do i do.
not very adept at setting things up


SoftLord: client-to-client thing so it has to be on
both computers… then you have to have your
tech guy @pseudo open up one of the ports on
the firewall… it should be pretty easy for an IT
person

chrrybmbnyc: sounds easy thanks

SoftLord: dont mention it

chrrybmbnyc: gee you picked up both checks and set
me up with free software


SoftLord: i didn’t say it was free

chrrybmbnyc: touche

SoftLord: 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: =-O

SoftLord: its only money anyway

chrrybmbnyc: money is the easy thing but…

SoftLord: "The real measure of our wealth is how
much we would be worth if we lost our money."
-J.H. Jowett


chrrybmbnyc: and how many relationships would remain

SoftLord: would you still have friends

SoftLord: as billie would say

chrrybmbnyc: probably half and half – in the last 2 years
business has been a challenge so i’ve played poverty and
got rid of the hangers-on. cleaned house. i have 1-2
people in my life who would probably be there


SoftLord: a good plan

chrrybmbnyc: killed two birds with one stone

SoftLord: hopefully i’m on that list somewhere

chrrybmbnyc: you’re new to the list and unproven but on
your way


SoftLord: shootin up the charts

SoftLord: heh

SoftLord: you’ve found me out, C…i’m after your
money


chrrybmbnyc: older woman with money – i get it

SoftLord: oy

chrrybmbnyc: oy what

SoftLord: you know me enough by now… and you
know how 22-23 year old girls are… on what
planet would their company keep me interested?


chrrybmbnyc: most likely no

SoftLord: so this whole ‘older woman’
thing…whateva

chrrybmbnyc: played?

SoftLord: irrelivant

chrrybmbnyc: i see

SoftLord: woo…three‘s company season 1 coming
to dvd spring 2004

chrrybmbnyc: preodering yours

SoftLord: thats my favorite line from Friends

chrrybmbnyc: ha ha

SoftLord: phoebe’s flipping through channels and
stops
on threes company…chandler walks in,
sees whats on and says "oh, this must be the
episode of threes company where theres some
sort of misunderstanding"… phoebe takes a beat
and says "oh, then i’ve seen this one" and keeps
flipping

chrrybmbnyc: didn’t know you were a friends fan

SoftLord: it has its moment

SoftLord: s

chrrybmbnyc: ss

SoftLord: right

chrrybmbnyc: can’t forget the s

SoftLord: unless its for savings

chrrybmbnyc: very good

SoftLord: i try

chrrybmbnyc: try to please???

SoftLord: ‘course

SoftLord: and please to try

chrrybmbnyc: like the inversion

SoftLord: i tr—no, i think we just did that

chrrybmbnyc: yes – can’t repeat things if you want to
keep the attention of an older woman


SoftLord: now you’re just baiting me

chrrybmbnyc: it’s fun

SoftLord: i do catch on eventually

SoftLord: hehe

chrrybmbnyc: you catch on faster than most

SoftLord: most people are idiots

chrrybmbnyc: a sad fact

chrrybmbnyc: sun is coming out

chrrybmbnyc: yeah

SoftLord: woo

SoftLord: did you get to the remix i sent?

chrrybmbnyc: no i haven’t – just talking about it with
adam


chrrybmbnyc: have to find it now – can’t remember where
i put it

SoftLord: the memory is the first thing to go

chrrybmbnyc: fuck you

SoftLord: pay cash up front like everyone else

SoftLord: *duck*

chrrybmbnyc: is that how you make extra cash

SoftLord: a nickel at a time…a nickel at a time

chrrybmbnyc: just a nickel – within my budget

SoftLord: for you, $10

SoftLord: first one’s free tho

chrrybmbnyc: why do i pay more than the 22-23 year
old girls


chrrybmbnyc: like a drug dealer – but you must hae to
put in a lot of effort. if i don’t like the freebie then why
would i pay for it


chrrybmbnyc: what’s the name of the music file you
sent

SoftLord: hold

chrrybmbnyc: hold what

SoftLord: your horses

SoftLord: Thomas Newman – Six Feet Under
(Ananda Project Mix).mp3

chrrybmbnyc: searching will find it

SoftLord: er…yes

SoftLord: My Aim…Edit Options…Edit
Preferences…File Transfer will tell you as well


SoftLord: unless you moved it

chrrybmbnyc: thought it would go into my shared folder

chrrybmbnyc: playing now

chrrybmbnyc: do you play this when you’re getting giggy

SoftLord: na na na na nana na

chrrybmbnyc: knew you were a freak

SoftLord: you have no idea

SoftLord: hehe

chrrybmbnyc: a glimpse

SoftLord: its tropical, i think… ananda project is
really good


SoftLord: and i loooove me some thomas newman

chrrybmbnyc: that’s not freaky enough

SoftLord: didn’t know i was supposed to be being
freaky

chrrybmbnyc: just following the crumbs

softlord wants to send file G:\Download\Napster\-
Singles\thomas newman – six feet under\Thomas
Newm

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chrrybmbnyc: um hum

SoftLord: well now you’ve given me something
new to think about 🙂


SoftLord: er… or not to think about

chrrybmbnyc: not my intention but ok

chrrybmbnyc: now me

SoftLord: whats your thing?

chrrybmbnyc: uh hmmm

SoftLord: hmmm… well…

SoftLord: let me know if i’m totally off base

chrrybmbnyc: go ahead

SoftLord: you’re too smart for your own good,
people dont expect it from you because you’re
also a hot girl… you tend to use over-the-top
stuff to keep people at a distance… you’ve
probably loved someone too much in the past and
taken a lot of shit, but you’re still idealistic that
the right person will come around and it’ll all
click… you like testing people… but under it all
you still have the ‘i want to be swept off my feet
in a parade of rosepetals’… but would never think
of giving up your self-reliance


chrrybmbnyc: very observant – i like that. you’re pretty
much on point

chrrybmbnyc: except

chrrybmbnyc: that jumbled up in all that i’m also a minx and like to play too much

SoftLord: define minx

chrrybmbnyc: minx: love to tease, play practical jokes, engage in verbal battles of wit, never takes anything too seriously

SoftLord: you like the attention on a physical level because then they dont know about your vastly superior intellect, so you have control

chrrybmbnyc: sounds about right

SoftLord: nothing wrong with that

chrrybmbnyc: good to know

SoftLord: then again, now that i know that, it mostly wont work on me 🙂

SoftLord: but i think it takes on a more interesting dynamic when the other person is aware of just how much else is going on

chrrybmbnyc: sometimes even if you know the truth you’re still drawn to the flame

SoftLord: it adds blues and greens to the flame where most people only see yellow

chrrybmbnyc: favorite color?

SoftLord: green

SoftLord: well, other than black

chrrybmbnyc: my favorite color is green too

chrrybmbnyc: uh oh

SoftLord: get out of my head 😛

chrrybmbnyc: too late : P

chrrybmbnyc: guess you like my green eyes then

SoftLord: yup

SoftLord: mine change color…sometimes they’re green

chrrybmbnyc: good to know – can’t resist they eyes

chrrybmbnyc: when are they green?

SoftLord: passionate moments

SoftLord: i think

chrrybmbnyc: or you’ve been told

SoftLord: i never stop to ask

SoftLord: well not just that kind of passion… like anger too

chrrybmbnyc: my eyes turn blue when i cry

chrrybmbnyc: not a big crier so hasn’t happened often

SoftLord: thats poetic… like the yellow of the sun has melted away

SoftLord: and left only the blue

chrrybmbnyc: never thought of it like that – but very true

SoftLord: 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: :'(

SoftLord: aw *kisses your eyes* dont cry

SoftLord: its only teenage wasteland

chrrybmbnyc: again welld one

chrrybmbnyc: done

SoftLord: i missed a line

SoftLord: but…

SoftLord: 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: so i think it may be time to hit the gym
again

SoftLord: wat did the gym ever do to you

SoftLord: what did, rather

chrrybmbnyc: keep my ass firm

SoftLord: well, i can support that

chrrybmbnyc: you know i’m not a young girl so i have to
keep in shape


SoftLord: i’m not even going to dignify that with a
response


chrrybmbnyc: come on….

SoftLord: well really… what do you have, like
another 6 months? and then you might as well be
dead

SoftLord: *giggles*

SoftLord: silly girl fishing for compliments

SoftLord: "quite hot" is always in my description
of you to other people…. its not the first thing,
but its on the list

SoftLord: and you know what would make that
easier… a PICTURE 😛


SoftLord: SoftLord: well really… what do you
have, like another 6 months? and then you might
as well be dead

SoftLord: *giggles*

SoftLord: silly girl fishing for compliments

SoftLord: "quite hot" is always in my description
of you to other people…. its not the first thing,
but its on the list

SoftLord: and you know what would make that
easier… a PICTURE 😛

SoftLord: my DSL connection and i are not on
speaking terms


SoftLord: fine… keep that ass firm, see if i care

SoftLord: oh wait i do… okay…

SoftLord: bbiab

chrrybmbnyc: what’s bbiab



Auto response from chrrybmbnyc: Back in a bit…




SoftLord: be back in a bit

SoftLord: er…thats what bbiab means\

SoftLord: and now i’ve missed you

SoftLord: and as usual i’ve gotten nothing
accomplished




Auto response from chrrybmbnyc: I am away from
my computer right now.





chrrybmbnyc: hey you

chrrybmbnyc: now i’ve missed you too

chrrybmbnyc: drats

SoftLord: d’oh

SoftLord: dont you hate when that happens

SoftLord: okay come back here, IM tag is no fun

chrrybmbnyc: tag you’re it

SoftLord: so my computer plays the runaways
singin "hello daddy, hello mom" whenever you sign
on or come back from away


chrrybmbnyc: very cool

chrrybmbnyc: what should your sound bite be??

SoftLord: as long as its not pearl jam 😉

chrrybmbnyc: i hate pearl jam

chrrybmbnyc: maybe some concrete blond

SoftLord: *raises eyebrow* hmmm…

SoftLord: sorry… "Ten" is one of my top 5 albums
ever


chrrybmbnyc: or maybe something much more naughty

SoftLord: they declined swiftly after that one,
though

chrrybmbnyc: i hate it when that happens

SoftLord: maybe…

SoftLord: whats more naughty than concrete
blond


chrrybmbnyc: i have lots of nuaghty music

chrrybmbnyc: i’ll have to give this one some thought

SoftLord: take your time, i’m not goin anywhere

chrrybmbnyc: hhhmmm

chrrybmbnyc: so what were you doing while i was
getting all sweaty

SoftLord: getting all sweaty

chrrybmbnyc: how??

SoftLord: heh.. and once again not getting done
what i was supposed to get done this weekend…
you’re a bad influence


SoftLord: not cause of anything exciting…my
house is warm and i was doing laundry

chrrybmbnyc: what have you been neglecting?

chrrybmbnyc: love a man that does laundry

SoftLord: well it does need to get done after all

SoftLord: who’s gonna do it, my dad?

chrrybmbnyc: or the korean laundromat

SoftLord: oh..i have a washer/dryer in my house

chrrybmbnyc: so do i

chrrybmbnyc: i prefer to do my own laundry

chrrybmbnyc: good for the soul to take care of youself

chrrybmbnyc: r

SoftLord: so you dont have to explain the frilly
lace panties that say "enter here" with a down
arrow to the nice old korean lady

chrrybmbnyc: how did you know that i like slogans on
the front of my panties?


SoftLord: yes it is… i spoil myself worse than
anyone i know…


SoftLord: i guessed….

chrrybmbnyc: good gues

SoftLord: you’re like me and t-shirts

SoftLord: i thought you were a thong kinda gal
anyway


chrrybmbnyc: yes i prefer thongs – no panty lines.
panty lines are so tacky


SoftLord: ja

SoftLord: well…i dunno

chrrybmbnyc: about?

SoftLord: depends…sometimes they can be cute
if they’re intentional


chrrybmbnyc: like black full panties under something
sheer

SoftLord: yea

SoftLord: like that

chrrybmbnyc: that’s an outfit – thongs are real underwear

SoftLord: hehe… okay, we were talking function
rather than style

chrrybmbnyc: style mandates the use of lingerie as
clothing – always a crowd pleaser


SoftLord: sue used to drag me shopping to
victorias secret about 3 hours before we’d go out
clubbing cause she needed an outfit


chrrybmbnyc: good girl

SoftLord: heh… no… bad girl… but fun

chrrybmbnyc: i’ve graduated from victorias secret

SoftLord: wow… whats next?

chrrybmbnyc: she’d love agent provocateur on green
street – great corsets


SoftLord: will have to take her there then…

chrrybmbnyc: lots of fun

SoftLord: she’s going to egypt directly from here
🙁


SoftLord: *Sigh*

chrrybmbnyc: when does she leave?

SoftLord: for grad school

chrrybmbnyc: scary

chrrybmbnyc: what course of study

SoftLord: she’s in new orleans now (lives/d there)… coming up this thursday… staying for 2 weeks i think.. .and then off

SoftLord: anthropology

chrrybmbnyc: then that’s the spot

SoftLord: yup

chrrybmbnyc: any plans for those 2 days

SoftLord: just graduated from loyola and tulane with a double major

SoftLord: 2 weeks

chrrybmbnyc: so you have time to prepare

SoftLord: well we’ll prolly hang out as much as possible cause she can’t come back for awhile since its so expensive… trying not to think about it

chrrybmbnyc: you could take a trip

chrrybmbnyc: it’s off-season

SoftLord: yup… but i used to go to new orleans like twice or three times a year

chrrybmbnyc: great to have a friend in new orleans

SoftLord: some of us dont have as much disposable income as others 😉

chrrybmbnyc: generally, i don’t take any cash out of my business but if something comes up like Sardinia – i can go

SoftLord: i have bunches of friends in new orleans now…been there like 10 or 11 times… the city likes me… never felt a more pervasive
consciousness than the city of new orleans… you can totally tell if it wants you to be there…


chrrybmbnyc: its a very powerful city

chrrybmbnyc: great underground culture

SoftLord: yup

chrrybmbnyc: you sound so blue

SoftLord: i’m green 😛

chrrybmbnyc: green with envy?

SoftLord: what would i be envious of?

SoftLord: hey wow i stopped myself from making a corny joke…woo

chrrybmbnyc: and has control too

chrrybmbnyc: not bad

SoftLord: heh…every once in awhile

chrrybmbnyc: dinner??

SoftLord: ahh…a good question

chrrybmbnyc: i’m having chicken parmesan – jealous

SoftLord: sandwich or over pasta?

SoftLord: or some previously undetermined option

chrrybmbnyc: pasta

SoftLord: linguini?

chrrybmbnyc: yes

SoftLord: with garlic e oglio?

chrrybmbnyc: red sauce

SoftLord: ahhh

SoftLord: sounds yummy

chrrybmbnyc: can’t wait to eat it

SoftLord: i know that feeling

chrrybmbnyc: it was a very relaxing weekend – you?

SoftLord: definitely memorable 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: memorable for me too:-)

SoftLord: should i bug you about pictures again?
😉

chrrybmbnyc: after we finish chatting i plan to post one

SoftLord: ooooh… tricky.

chrrybmbnyc: hhmmm do you sacrifice the chat for the
picture


chrrybmbnyc: i think you’ve forgotten what i look like

SoftLord: you’re like 5’4 and blonde with like a
kangol hat, right?


chrrybmbnyc: ha ha

SoftLord: 😉

chrrybmbnyc: you suck

SoftLord: you suck 😛

chrrybmbnyc: i think you need a good slap

SoftLord: yeah but i’d probably just enjoy it

chrrybmbnyc: i hate that

SoftLord: sowwy

SoftLord: how can i ever make it up to ya

chrrybmbnyc: now that’s interesting

chrrybmbnyc: can a save the "get out of fail free" card

chrrybmbnyc: when i think of something good

SoftLord: boy jeremy, be careful what you wish
for


chrrybmbnyc: speaking to yourself or to me?

SoftLord: myself, out loud

SoftLord: so really to you as well

chrrybmbnyc: well i need more time to know what to
wish for


SoftLord: take all the time you need

chrrybmbnyc: i will

chrrybmbnyc: do you like orchids

SoftLord: i do

chrrybmbnyc: i used to have a great green house filled
with orchids


SoftLord: nice.. grew them yourself?

chrrybmbnyc: yes

SoftLord: thats a lot of work

chrrybmbnyc: somehow i had a touch with orchids – but
no other plant


chrrybmbnyc: i like to work

SoftLord: i’m impressed

chrrybmbnyc: why thank you

SoftLord: you’re multi-talented

chrrybmbnyc: and ambidextrous

chrrybmbnyc: if that’s how you spell it

chrrybmbnyc: rusty

SoftLord: i’m ambidextrous but only in my left
hand


chrrybmbnyc: are you left-handed

SoftLord: yup

chrrybmbnyc: knew it

SoftLord: left-handed people are very creative

chrrybmbnyc: well that works for your extracurricular
activities tooooo

SoftLord: *giggle* it does…

SoftLord: then i can use my right and it feels like
someone else


chrrybmbnyc: now that would be interesting to watch

SoftLord: do you like watching guys jerk off?

chrrybmbnyc: not particularly – but it sounds unique

SoftLord: ah

chrrybmbnyc: have we talked about grooming?

chrrybmbnyc: i think we did

SoftLord: we have

SoftLord: yea..that first weekend

chrrybmbnyc: bad carlin bad carlin

SoftLord: *laff*… well now i’m on to you

SoftLord: 😉

chrrybmbnyc: you’re gonna get it:-P

SoftLord: i certainly hope so

chrrybmbnyc: be careful what you wish for, jeremy

SoftLord: ah yes… we covered that already

chrrybmbnyc: oh no we’re starting to get repetitive

chrrybmbnyc: what should we do?

SoftLord: well obviously we’ve run our course with
each other, so we should probably just part
company

chrrybmbnyc: and sardonic too

chrrybmbnyc: kind of frisky

SoftLord: oh i’m sorry, you’re still talking to me?

SoftLord: 😉

chrrybmbnyc: fuck you:-X

SoftLord: *giggle* :*

chrrybmbnyc: i’ll throw out a new question

SoftLord: shoot

chrrybmbnyc: most embarrassing experience

SoftLord: hmmm…

SoftLord: i dunno… i’m not that easily
embarrassed anymore… i’ll give you an anecdote
about it if you like


chrrybmbnyc: i like

SoftLord: so i was in my bosses office last
like…wednesday… and was in a rush to get
something to jackie, our head lawyer… so i’m
like… stalking out of his office toward legal which
is like 10 feet away and suddenly i slip on
something, stumble into the wall in an attempt to
get my footing back, slide on a stray basketball
that happened to be sitting there and go crashing
into a box of files


SoftLord: so i pick myself up, dust myself off, bow
left and right, say "thank you ladies and
gentleman, i’ll be here all week" and walk out


chrrybmbnyc: that’s great – i love a good slip and fall

SoftLord: cause, you know, whatever…everybody
trips


SoftLord: might as well make it funny

chrrybmbnyc: i have this thing were i laugh
uncontrollably if i see someone fall – even children


chrrybmbnyc: i have a better one

SoftLord: plus i was in theater classes all through
junior high and high school, i know how to fall


chrrybmbnyc: interesting

SoftLord: mostly on the tech side… i can run
pretty much any lighting or sound board anywhere


SoftLord: and do set design

SoftLord: anyway… your story?

chrrybmbnyc: good to know – we’re always looking for
tech guys with your skills


chrrybmbnyc: i was at a company christmas party. I
was wearing this long velvet dress that was cut out on the
sides. very sexy. i got completely trashed and was
dancing all night. unbeknownst to me my dress had
pulled slightly to the right and my left breast was
exposed.


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chrrybmbnyc: what’s boing

SoftLord: its a noise made to indicate bouncing

chrrybmbnyc: i’m crusty today

SoftLord: in need of showerage?

chrrybmbnyc: i think so

chrrybmbnyc: i’ve been working all morning

SoftLord: what kind of work?

chrrybmbnyc: we’re up for a technical emmy for Daisy
– so i was putting together our entry package

SoftLord: nice

chrrybmbnyc: ed is on the committee – so if we can
pull it off i would mean the ultimate validation


SoftLord: funny, i just found his business card

chrrybmbnyc: ed’s

SoftLord: ja

chrrybmbnyc: CTO – chief tyrant on overdrive

SoftLord: thres no job title

chrrybmbnyc: he likes to be vague

chrrybmbnyc: so cool no title needed

SoftLord: *giggle*

SoftLord: he’s entertaining

chrrybmbnyc: not at 7am

SoftLord: no…few are

chrrybmbnyc: i agree

SoftLord: 7am is only good for one thing.

chrrybmbnyc: looks like the sun is coming out

chrrybmbnyc: sex

SoftLord: bedtime

chrrybmbnyc: i see

SoftLord: i.e. just getting to sleep

SoftLord: any time is good time for sex 😛

SoftLord: tho early morning sex is fu

chrrybmbnyc: what have you been doing all morning

SoftLord: cleaning….my place is a mess

chrrybmbnyc: you were cleaning at 6am

SoftLord: i wasn’t awake at 6a

SoftLord: m

SoftLord: got up around 10:30

chrrybmbnyc: ooohhh

SoftLord: jealous?

SoftLord: 😉

chrrybmbnyc: very you suck

SoftLord: and i’m damn good at it

chrrybmbnyc: hold on – need more coffee

SoftLord: cofffeeeeee

chrrybmbnyc: hhhmmm ice coffee

SoftLord: mmmm ice

chrrybmbnyc: you’re so randy this morning

SoftLord: you said that last night

chrrybmbnyc: well you were

SoftLord: complaint?

chrrybmbnyc: observation

SoftLord: it happens 😉

chrrybmbnyc: how come your smilely faces are smaller
and cuter than mine

SoftLord: size isn’t everything

chrrybmbnyc: make mine smaller too

SoftLord: my font is set smaller than yours

chrrybmbnyc: ooo

SoftLord: u on a mac or a pc?

chrrybmbnyc: pc baby

SoftLord: My Aim…Edit Options…Edit
Preferences… Font


chrrybmbnyc: fixed it;-)

SoftLord: or you could just do that

chrrybmbnyc: do you know what time shark week on
discovery starts tonight


SoftLord: i dont have cable

SoftLord: *duck*

chrrybmbnyc: you’re gonna miss it – they have footage
from a real shark attack


chrrybmbnyc: i can’t wait

chrrybmbnyc: on a human of course

SoftLord: i think they should od Celebrity Shark
Attack Week

chrrybmbnyc: now that would be interesting

SoftLord: mmmmmm…Jenna Haze….

SoftLord: er… sorry… putting away porn

chrrybmbnyc: who would be the first celebrity you would
choose

SoftLord: lance bass

chrrybmbnyc: who’s that – need a face

SoftLord: the blodne guy from nsync who isn’t
justin


chrrybmbnyc: kate hudson

SoftLord: not fond of miss crow huh

chrrybmbnyc: she gives me a rash

chrrybmbnyc: always the same character – her

SoftLord: loved her in almost famous tho

chrrybmbnyc: loved her but after that movie all down hill

SoftLord: agreed

chrrybmbnyc: so any plans today

SoftLord: list 5 classic romantic comedies

chrrybmbnyc: ooohhh hold on

SoftLord: (classic to you personally)

chrrybmbnyc: harry met sally – drawing a blank

chrrybmbnyc: help

SoftLord: annie hall

chrrybmbnyc: of course

chrrybmbnyc: gentlemen prefer blonds

chrrybmbnyc: breakfast at tiffanys

SoftLord: ooh good ones

chrrybmbnyc: what else

SoftLord: truth about cats and dogs

chrrybmbnyc: that’s right you’re a garofolo fan

SoftLord: i like quirky

chrrybmbnyc: quirky and plump – i remember

SoftLord: notting hill

chrrybmbnyc: that’s funny – i was trying to remember
the name of that movie

SoftLord: 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: forrest gump

chrrybmbnyc: ?

SoftLord: one of the best complilation albums ever

SoftLord: i wouldn’t call it a comedy tho, really…

chrrybmbnyc: fabulous album

SoftLord: the score is really good too

chrrybmbnyc: yeah you’re probably right about that noe

SoftLord: Benny & Joon

chrrybmbnyc: yeah

SoftLord: dunno if thats a comedy either

chrrybmbnyc: i think it is

chrrybmbnyc: is edward scissor hands?

SoftLord: you just have a thing for johnny depp

chrrybmbnyc: i do

SoftLord: understandable

SoftLord: i’d do him

chrrybmbnyc: because he avoids cheesecake roles

SoftLord: chasing amy

chrrybmbnyc: another good one

chrrybmbnyc: love kevin __ the director – last name?

SoftLord: smith

chrrybmbnyc: knew it was something pedestrian

SoftLord: when you know you want to spend the
rest of your life with someone, you want the rest
of your life to begin as soon as possible


chrrybmbnyc: well done

SoftLord: High Fidelity

chrrybmbnyc: i even liked mall rats

SoftLord: i didn’t think it was as bad as everyone
said


chrrybmbnyc: there was something appealing about it

SoftLord: it is the only KS movie i dont own on
dvd, however


chrrybmbnyc: not good enough for Jeremy

SoftLord: hey, i’m picky, what can i say

chrrybmbnyc: you can say a lot

SoftLord: and i do

chrrybmbnyc: yes you do but will there be a point where
you have a loss for words

SoftLord: and then what?

chrrybmbnyc: then what?

SoftLord: then actions will have to prevail

chrrybmbnyc: sounds like

SoftLord: so Carlin…

SoftLord: tell me something about you i don’t
already know


chrrybmbnyc: hhmmm

chrrybmbnyc: there’s so much that i’m trying to pick
something good – hold on

SoftLord: some juicy tidbit

chrrybmbnyc: i was a twirler

chrrybmbnyc: juicy? ok

SoftLord: twirler?

chrrybmbnyc: state champion

SoftLord: batons?

chrrybmbnyc: could throw my baton in the air, spin 3
times, and catch it


chrrybmbnyc: more juice?

SoftLord: so you’re an expert on handling
batons….


chrrybmbnyc: thought you’d like that one

SoftLord: you set ’em up and i’ll knock ’em down

chrrybmbnyc: ok – more juice?

SoftLord: Carlin juice is always good

chrrybmbnyc: once i had someone messenger a
diamond necklace to my office


chrrybmbnyc: a gift to get a date

SoftLord: did it work?

chrrybmbnyc: no

chrrybmbnyc: of course not

SoftLord: you have your own money

chrrybmbnyc: yes, it all backs into my business but it’s
mine

chrrybmbnyc: i’m very prideful that way

chrrybmbnyc: not that i don’t like presents

SoftLord: thats like… well, if he gives you
something worth a lot of cash specifically in order
for you to give him your attention, what does
that make you


SoftLord: well tahts good cause i like giving
presents

chrrybmbnyc: more than that when you accept gifts
from that kind of person then they think that they own you


chrrybmbnyc: it’s really an attempt to control

chrrybmbnyc: hate control tactics

SoftLord: yea

SoftLord: its not really a gift at all

SoftLord: its a "look at my big cock, now follow it
around" thing


chrrybmbnyc: no that’s what pisses me off – like i don’t
get it

SoftLord: gifts should just be ‘hey, i was out
somewhere and this made me think of you, so
here you are" or some such thing


chrrybmbnyc: that’s why gifts are so fun – it means
someone was thinking of you


SoftLord: i buy my mom CDs all the time cause i
think she’ll like them…

SoftLord: she loves the norah jones record… and
the last aimee mann solo CD


chrrybmbnyc: good taste

SoftLord: she also really liked the Concrete Blonde
cover of "everybody knows"


chrrybmbnyc: great cover

SoftLord: they’re one of my favorite bands

chrrybmbnyc: although i love "joey" the most

SoftLord: heh

SoftLord: i like "caroline" off that record more

SoftLord: they’re amazing live

chrrybmbnyc: well that’s because you’re a boy and
relate to that song while i relate to joey

SoftLord: i’d put her in a group with chrissy hynde
of the strongest female rock vocalists ever


chrrybmbnyc: absolutely

SoftLord: johnette napolitano

chrrybmbnyc: ?

SoftLord: (her name)

SoftLord: okay

SoftLord: sorry…hehe

chrrybmbnyc: aahhh

SoftLord: the’yre one of the few bands i make it a
point to own their entire discography


chrrybmbnyc: learn something new every time i chat
with you


SoftLord: i certainly hope so 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: hold on – need more ice for my ice coffee

SoftLord: a’ight

chrrybmbnyc: iced up now

SoftLord: you paint a pretty picture

chrrybmbnyc: i try

SoftLord: argh

SoftLord: too much porn not enough disk space

chrrybmbnyc: favorite porn clip??

chrrybmbnyc: amateur? professional?

SoftLord: any girl/girl stuff when the people
involved are obviously actually into each other


chrrybmbnyc: i second that

chrrybmbnyc: i have a clip of janine and friends that’s
pretty hot


SoftLord: also most suicidegirls stuff

SoftLord: heh

chrrybmbnyc: forgot you like suicide girls

SoftLord: she’s good, i wish she wasn’t so generic
lookin


chrrybmbnyc: how far does suicide girls go?

SoftLord: its naked pictures of people i see in
clubs that i didn’t have to talk them into takin


chrrybmbnyc: just pictures. don’t they have DVDs?

SoftLord: not far…its usually just nudity, rarely
spread pink, sometimes girl/girl tease stuff like
kissing and stuff


chrrybmbnyc: so it’s soft

SoftLord: yea but i think its usually just tapes of
their photoshoots


SoftLord: like ALSScan stuff

chrrybmbnyc: aahhh

chrrybmbnyc: good to know

SoftLord: i dont even use this stuff to get off
anymore…its just like… a collection of pretty
naked people


SoftLord: well thats not always true… but its
turned more into a collection of pretty naked
people than a strokin resource


SoftLord: not that you needed to know any of
that 🙂

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SoftLord: *yawn*

chrrybmbnyc: *yawn*

SoftLord: well hello there stranger 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: what are you up to this lovely day??

SoftLord: gotta go in to work 🙁

chrrybmbnyc: oh no

chrrybmbnyc: all work and no play

SoftLord: well gee, i would play if i could find ya
during the week 😉

SoftLord: hehe

chrrybmbnyc: this was a week from hell

chrrybmbnyc: what are you going in for??

SoftLord: need to send out a newsletter

SoftLord: so i only need to be in for like a half
hour


chrrybmbnyc: can’t do it from home

SoftLord: our SMTP server is only open to people
on our subnet


chrrybmbnyc: ooohhhh fancy security

SoftLord: lol…obnoxious is more like it 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: I can access our SMTP server from
home – jealous?


SoftLord: well…ummm…. i can pee standing up!

chrrybmbnyc: you got me there

SoftLord: i mean i guess you could too it would
just be messier


SoftLord: unless you’re into that kind of thing

chrrybmbnyc: yellow showers?

SoftLord: golden, i think they’re called

chrrybmbnyc: right..

chrrybmbnyc: you would know

SoftLord: *raises eyebrow* one must be
well-informed 😛


chrrybmbnyc: or well-practiced

chrrybmbnyc: i have a bone to pick with you

SoftLord: pick any one you like

chrrybmbnyc: i was watching the footage of
Ambulance and someone is conspicuously in ever shot


chrrybmbnyc: didn’t know you were a camera hog
*oink*

SoftLord: hey, ask stephen and adam, they were
the ones filmin


chrrybmbnyc: blaming the cameraman

SoftLord: am i the only one who doesn’t call him
Steve, BTW?


chrrybmbnyc: what’s BTW?

SoftLord: by the way

chrrybmbnyc: learn something new every time we chat

chrrybmbnyc: steve’s a weinie

SoftLord: i hope thats not the most interesting
thing you learn this time

chrrybmbnyc: so do i

SoftLord: thats funny, he said the same thing
about you


chrrybmbnyc: he’s just jealous

SoftLord: how could he not be

chrrybmbnyc: flattery will get you everywhere

SoftLord: dont think i dont know it

chrrybmbnyc: seems like flattery is your specialty

SoftLord: will it get me your cell number, though

SoftLord: i just like people i like to feel good

chrrybmbnyc: oooh asking for the cell number – very
bold


chrrybmbnyc: impressed

SoftLord: well gee…you dont answer IMs over the
week… you dont pickup your phone at work…
how else am i supposed to get my Carlin fix?

SoftLord: its become a constant struggle to wait
til the weekends


SoftLord: 😉

chrrybmbnyc: am i teasing you too much

SoftLord: is that what that i

SoftLord: s

chrrybmbnyc: don’t forget the "s" – very important

SoftLord: you dont have to not be around in order
for me to want to talk to you

chrrybmbnyc: very clever retort

SoftLord: tis the truth

SoftLord: albeit cleverly phrased 😛

chrrybmbnyc: that’s why i love chatting with you…

chrrybmbnyc: love clever boys

SoftLord: i’m much more fun in person 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: upping the anty – are we?

chrrybmbnyc: is that how you spell "upping"?

SoftLord: yes

SoftLord: but not how you spell ante

chrrybmbnyc: never conjugated "up


SoftLord: what do you usually do with ‘up’

chrrybmbnyc: get it there

SoftLord: true…true…

chrrybmbnyc: true?

SoftLord: you do have a talent\

chrrybmbnyc: i try

SoftLord: you do well

chrrybmbnyc: thank you sir

SoftLord: oooh…. you can call me sir anytime

SoftLord: heh

chrrybmbnyc: formality is intriguing

SoftLord: or, you know…’Master…

chrrybmbnyc: do you get "master" often???

SoftLord: only afterward…

chrrybmbnyc: another clever retort – well rested???

SoftLord: its all your fault… i actually ahve to
think when i’m talkin to ya


chrrybmbnyc: i try to stimulate

SoftLord: well you are a cunning linguist

SoftLord: oh dear…that old gag

chrrybmbnyc: all i can think about now are tongues

SoftLord: tongues are good

chrrybmbnyc: when used properly

SoftLord: but of course

chrrybmbnyc: what’s more important: pressure or
moisture?


SoftLord: if the right combination of pressures are
applied, moisture ceases to be an issue


chrrybmbnyc: pressure is everything

chrrybmbnyc: and the application of pressure

SoftLord: tension

chrrybmbnyc: love tension

SoftLord: my favorite moment possibly in
existance is that half-second right before a first
kiss… where it hasn’t happened yet but its like…
inevitable on both sides


chrrybmbnyc: yes we’ve talked about this before

SoftLord: yes

chrrybmbnyc: you like to savor the moment before it
happens – says alot about you


SoftLord: hmmm…interesting… i do that
elsewhere as well


chrrybmbnyc: do tell

SoftLord: like… i love the beat right after the
post-breakdown buildup in dance music right
before the kick drum comes back in…that like…
highest point of tension before the release


chrrybmbnyc: so you like to dangle on the edge

SoftLord: you’re very perceptive

SoftLord: oh i live on the edge, baby…i’m a loner,
a rebel

chrrybmbnyc: rebels are always appreciated

SoftLord: heh

SoftLord: also people who quote pee-wee’s big
adventure


chrrybmbnyc: ha ha

chrrybmbnyc: any plans today?

SoftLord: sorta….

chrrybmbnyc: and…

SoftLord: waiting for jackie to call me so she can
let me in to work..and then tonight my friend joey
is gonna come over and help fine-tune my
turntable

chrrybmbnyc: is joey a girl or a boy?

SoftLord: boy

SoftLord: and married

SoftLord: and that wasn’t a metaphor

SoftLord: or a euphemism

SoftLord: hehe

chrrybmbnyc: you’re on quite a roll today

SoftLord: what can i say….

chrrybmbnyc: overactive mind – terrible thing

SoftLord: tell me about it

chrrybmbnyc: question: have you ever been told that
you’re too smart?


SoftLord: all the time… that and ‘you think too
much’

chrrybmbnyc: i hate that

SoftLord: i’m sure people tell you that all the time
too


chrrybmbnyc: what does it really mean though

SoftLord: people seem to think i dont know how
to relax and have fun

chrrybmbnyc: see i think i have more fun and am more
relaxed than anyone – I enjoy thinking too much


SoftLord: i just dont find ‘fun’ in the same things
that the people who are tellin me that do


chrrybmbnyc: exactly

SoftLord: getting wasted on corona and

"woooo-hoooooooooo"-ing on avenue a is not my
idea of a good time


chrrybmbnyc: me either. i like to go out and have a
few drinks but prefer clever conversation


SoftLord: agreed

SoftLord: mellow buzz beats sloppydrunk anyday
in my book

SoftLord: and sometimes even *shock* sober! 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: i prefer sober most days but sometimes
it’s fun to get crazy


chrrybmbnyc: but i have to be careful because i get
too aggressive


SoftLord: *perks*

SoftLord: 😉

chrrybmbnyc: depends on the situation

SoftLord: yeah

SoftLord: i’ve ended up makin out with more
friends that way…

chrrybmbnyc: liquor always brings friends together

SoftLord: true

chrrybmbnyc: so you’re on the clock

SoftLord: not yet… waiting for jackie to get up,
as i said

chrrybmbnyc: maybe i’m talking about "my" clock silly

SoftLord: ohhhhh

SoftLord: whats your clock

chrrybmbnyc: in twenty minutes i should be leaving for
the gym – don’t want to be a bad influence do you?


SoftLord: Carlin, have I ever been a bad
influence? O:-)


chrrybmbnyc: i think that you’re baiting me now

SoftLord: i am a master baiter….

SoftLord: *pauses*

chrrybmbnyc: very well done "master"

SoftLord: *giggle*

SoftLord: so 20 minutes huh

chrrybmbnyc: did leave some bread crumbs for you
though


chrrybmbnyc: i’ll be there for about 2 hours then in for
the rest of the evening


SoftLord: yippie 🙂

SoftLord: hopefully i’ll be to work and back by
then

chrrybmbnyc: haven’t got a "yippie" in a while

chrrybmbnyc: hopefully…

SoftLord: i was debating a ‘yippie skippy’… didn’t
know how you’d take that tho

chrrybmbnyc: i don’t think i’ve ever gotten a "yippie
skippy"


chrrybmbnyc: feel privileged

SoftLord: It says something, Carlin, that already
talking to you has been pretty much the highlight
of my week


SoftLord: just, you know, for the record 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: you mean for the browning up for the
cell #


SoftLord: hey i never asked you for the cell
number, i just asked whether flattery would get it


chrrybmbnyc: are you sure you’re not a lawyer

SoftLord: lol… i’m not… tho whenever anyone
asks me "do you nkow what time it is" i always
say "yes"

chrrybmbnyc: so you’re a wise ass then – you have to
get your JD to go from a wise ass to a lawyer


SoftLord: you’re welcome to set your own
schedule for our interaction
, whatever it may
be… i just miss talkin and flirtin when yuo’re not
around during the week… do take that as a
pretty high compliment, becuase of all the people
i talk to during the course, theres probably only 2
others that i acutally miss talking to, and they’re
both close enough to be family.


chrrybmbnyc: and who are "they"?

SoftLord: Alex (who i’m bringing to the s&m
fashion show) and Sue (my bestest friend in all
the world for the last 10 years)


chrrybmbnyc: Alex – i saw her picture but who’s Sue?

SoftLord: i think you might’ve met alex, she was
one of the two chicas i had with me at the BBQ


chrrybmbnyc: yes yes

chrrybmbnyc: short

SoftLord: yup

chrrybmbnyc: so you like them small and dark heh?

SoftLord: dark is good… small is optional

chrrybmbnyc: that’s right you like girls that are
"roomey"


SoftLord: i dont really have a physical ‘type’.. do
you?


chrrybmbnyc: absolutely not

chrrybmbnyc: too many restrictions then

SoftLord: no, i just dont like to be able to play
peoples ribcages like a xylophone


chrrybmbnyc: blow blow blow

chrrybmbnyc: so should we set a schedule for
Jeremy???


SoftLord: what kind of schedule

chrrybmbnyc: a chatting schedule

SoftLord: lol…. didn’t know i needed to be
‘penciled in’


chrrybmbnyc: when are you the most spry?

SoftLord: i’m in a perpetual state of spryality

chrrybmbnyc: oooh and you can conjugate spry

chrrybmbnyc: very impressed

SoftLord: not CORRECTLY

SoftLord: i think its spryness

SoftLord: but spryality is a cooler word so i went
with that


chrrybmbnyc: maybe you’re right but i’ll take spryality

chrrybmbnyc: it sounds better

SoftLord: jinx

SoftLord: :0

SoftLord: 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: what does :0 mean?

SoftLord: it means my pinky didn’t hold down the
shift key when i was trying to type )

chrrybmbnyc: shucks. i love to learn new things but
it’s a very rare occurence


chrrybmbnyc: i just jumped ten feet

SoftLord: you should try out for the WNBA

SoftLord: why?

SoftLord: spider?

SoftLord: picture of michael jackson?

chrrybmbnyc: well i live in the country – my computer
is right by a bay window


chrrybmbnyc: and a squirrel just flew straight into the
window

SoftLord: nice

chrrybmbnyc: nails scratching and everything

chrrybmbnyc: i hate squirrels

SoftLord: evilsquirrel

SoftLord: they’re just rats with a publicist

chrrybmbnyc: i agree

chrrybmbnyc: have you ever seen a rat/squirrel?

SoftLord: no…

chrrybmbnyc: in washington square park they have
these half rats half squirrels running around


SoftLord: i dont tend to mind rats… or mice… as
long as they’re not like… scurrying around my
house… mice are adorable


SoftLord: ohhh yeah

SoftLord: we used to dose those

chrrybmbnyc: dark black with a pointey nose

chrrybmbnyc: i think it was rat rape

SoftLord: back in my youth….hehe

chrrybmbnyc: you’re so bad

SoftLord: *grin* i like to think i’m just bad enough

chrrybmbnyc: good to know

SoftLord: er… to cover a previous topic… well…
you’re just starting this online chat thing, you
said… perhaps when you get it more into your
muscle memory you could learn to multitask with
it and not have to schedule me at all… and then
it would be all Jeremy all the time


chrrybmbnyc: oohh the gauntlet is down then

chrrybmbnyc: time for me to sweat – can you wait for
me


SoftLord: it wasn’t a threat 😛

chrrybmbnyc: it was a promise then

SoftLord: and personally, i dont see a better
option coming along any time soon

chrrybmbnyc: maybe you just don’t see it yet

SoftLord: er… that was meant as flattery, dont
think it came out right


SoftLord: oh well

chrrybmbnyc: don’t you hate it when that happens

SoftLord: well i think you do okay from me 😉

SoftLord: so far

SoftLord: and i haven’t even whined about you
putting up a pic on friendster today 😛


chrrybmbnyc: i only have two sets of pictures: sexy
and business

chrrybmbnyc: couldn’t decide

chrrybmbnyc: i was looking for something mysterious
like your photo


SoftLord: business for friendster sexy for me? 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: i see….

SoftLord: lol

chrrybmbnyc: got to go though

chrrybmbnyc: i’m losing my fervor to work out

chrrybmbnyc: be back soon

SoftLord: i’m sure even your business ones are
sexy…there is a certain minimum


chrrybmbnyc: and he draws me back in

chrrybmbnyc: very bad influence

SoftLord: okay go… if i’m not here when you get
back, expect me to be back soon… i would be
amiss if we didn’t get to continue this today

SoftLord: and it would probably ruin the rest of
my weekend


SoftLord: no pressure, of course… 😉

chrrybmbnyc: you’ll hear from me

chrrybmbnyc: lol

SoftLord: and just for the record, you do have MY
cell numbenr


chrrybmbnyc: i do?

SoftLord: i left it with that voicemail about the
irving plaza show


chrrybmbnyc: that’s right

chrrybmbnyc: promise i won’t prank call you late at
night


chrrybmbnyc: be back soon

SoftLord: well wahts the fun in promising that

SoftLord: okay go!

chrrybmbnyc: bye

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August 10th, 2003 at 10:00 am

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SoftLord: *yawn*

chrrybmbnyc: *yawn*

SoftLord: well hello there stranger 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: what are you up to this lovely day??

SoftLord: gotta go in to work 🙁

chrrybmbnyc: oh no

chrrybmbnyc: all work and no play

SoftLord: well gee, i would play if i could find ya
during the week 😉

SoftLord: hehe

chrrybmbnyc: this was a week from hell

chrrybmbnyc: what are you going in for??

SoftLord: need to send out a newsletter

SoftLord: so i only need to be in for like a half
hour


chrrybmbnyc: can’t do it from home

SoftLord: our SMTP server is only open to people
on our subnet


chrrybmbnyc: ooohhhh fancy security

SoftLord: lol…obnoxious is more like it 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: I can access our SMTP server from
home – jealous?


SoftLord: well…ummm…. i can pee standing up!

chrrybmbnyc: you got me there

SoftLord: i mean i guess you could too it would
just be messier


SoftLord: unless you’re into that kind of thing

chrrybmbnyc: yellow showers?

SoftLord: golden, i think they’re called

chrrybmbnyc: right..

chrrybmbnyc: you would know

SoftLord: *raises eyebrow* one must be
well-informed 😛


chrrybmbnyc: or well-practiced

chrrybmbnyc: i have a bone to pick with you

SoftLord: pick any one you like

chrrybmbnyc: i was watching the footage of
Ambulance and someone is conspicuously in ever shot


chrrybmbnyc: didn’t know you were a camera hog
*oink*

SoftLord: hey, ask stephen and adam, they were
the ones filmin


chrrybmbnyc: blaming the cameraman

SoftLord: am i the only one who doesn’t call him
Steve, BTW?


chrrybmbnyc: what’s BTW?

SoftLord: by the way

chrrybmbnyc: learn something new every time we chat

chrrybmbnyc: steve’s a weinie

SoftLord: i hope thats not the most interesting
thing you learn this time

chrrybmbnyc: so do i

SoftLord: thats funny, he said the same thing
about you


chrrybmbnyc: he’s just jealous

SoftLord: how could he not be

chrrybmbnyc: flattery will get you everywhere

SoftLord: dont think i dont know it

chrrybmbnyc: seems like flattery is your specialty

SoftLord: will it get me your cell number, though

SoftLord: i just like people i like to feel good

chrrybmbnyc: oooh asking for the cell number – very
bold


chrrybmbnyc: impressed

SoftLord: well gee…you dont answer IMs over the
week… you dont pickup your phone at work…
how else am i supposed to get my Carlin fix?

SoftLord: its become a constant struggle to wait
til the weekends


SoftLord: 😉

chrrybmbnyc: am i teasing you too much

SoftLord: is that what that i

SoftLord: s

chrrybmbnyc: don’t forget the "s" – very important

SoftLord: you dont have to not be around in order
for me to want to talk to you

chrrybmbnyc: very clever retort

SoftLord: tis the truth

SoftLord: albeit cleverly phrased 😛

chrrybmbnyc: that’s why i love chatting with you…

chrrybmbnyc: love clever boys

SoftLord: i’m much more fun in person 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: upping the anty – are we?

chrrybmbnyc: is that how you spell "upping"?

SoftLord: yes

SoftLord: but not how you spell ante

chrrybmbnyc: never conjugated "up


SoftLord: what do you usually do with ‘up’

chrrybmbnyc: get it there

SoftLord: true…true…

chrrybmbnyc: true?

SoftLord: you do have a talent\

chrrybmbnyc: i try

SoftLord: you do well

chrrybmbnyc: thank you sir

SoftLord: oooh…. you can call me sir anytime

SoftLord: heh

chrrybmbnyc: formality is intriguing

SoftLord: or, you know…’Master…

chrrybmbnyc: do you get "master" often???

SoftLord: only afterward…

chrrybmbnyc: another clever retort – well rested???

SoftLord: its all your fault… i actually ahve to
think when i’m talkin to ya


chrrybmbnyc: i try to stimulate

SoftLord: well you are a cunning linguist

SoftLord: oh dear…that old gag

chrrybmbnyc: all i can think about now are tongues

SoftLord: tongues are good

chrrybmbnyc: when used properly

SoftLord: but of course

chrrybmbnyc: what’s more important: pressure or
moisture?


SoftLord: if the right combination of pressures are
applied, moisture ceases to be an issue


chrrybmbnyc: pressure is everything

chrrybmbnyc: and the application of pressure

SoftLord: tension

chrrybmbnyc: love tension

SoftLord: my favorite moment possibly in
existance is that half-second right before a first
kiss… where it hasn’t happened yet but its like…
inevitable on both sides


chrrybmbnyc: yes we’ve talked about this before

SoftLord: yes

chrrybmbnyc: you like to savor the moment before it
happens – says alot about you


SoftLord: hmmm…interesting… i do that
elsewhere as well


chrrybmbnyc: do tell

SoftLord: like… i love the beat right after the
post-breakdown buildup in dance music right
before the kick drum comes back in…that like…
highest point of tension before the release


chrrybmbnyc: so you like to dangle on the edge

SoftLord: you’re very perceptive

SoftLord: oh i live on the edge, baby…i’m a loner,
a rebel

chrrybmbnyc: rebels are always appreciated

SoftLord: heh

SoftLord: also people who quote pee-wee’s big
adventure


chrrybmbnyc: ha ha

chrrybmbnyc: any plans today?

SoftLord: sorta….

chrrybmbnyc: and…

SoftLord: waiting for jackie to call me so she can
let me in to work..and then tonight my friend joey
is gonna come over and help fine-tune my
turntable

chrrybmbnyc: is joey a girl or a boy?

SoftLord: boy

SoftLord: and married

SoftLord: and that wasn’t a metaphor

SoftLord: or a euphemism

SoftLord: hehe

chrrybmbnyc: you’re on quite a roll today

SoftLord: what can i say….

chrrybmbnyc: overactive mind – terrible thing

SoftLord: tell me about it

chrrybmbnyc: question: have you ever been told that
you’re too smart?


SoftLord: all the time… that and ‘you think too
much’

chrrybmbnyc: i hate that

SoftLord: i’m sure people tell you that all the time
too


chrrybmbnyc: what does it really mean though

SoftLord: people seem to think i dont know how
to relax and have fun

chrrybmbnyc: see i think i have more fun and am more
relaxed than anyone – I enjoy thinking too much


SoftLord: i just dont find ‘fun’ in the same things
that the people who are tellin me that do


chrrybmbnyc: exactly

SoftLord: getting wasted on corona and

"woooo-hoooooooooo"-ing on avenue a is not my
idea of a good time


chrrybmbnyc: me either. i like to go out and have a
few drinks but prefer clever conversation


SoftLord: agreed

SoftLord: mellow buzz beats sloppydrunk anyday
in my book

SoftLord: and sometimes even *shock* sober! 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: i prefer sober most days but sometimes
it’s fun to get crazy


chrrybmbnyc: but i have to be careful because i get
too aggressive


SoftLord: *perks*

SoftLord: 😉

chrrybmbnyc: depends on the situation

SoftLord: yeah

SoftLord: i’ve ended up makin out with more
friends that way…

chrrybmbnyc: liquor always brings friends together

SoftLord: true

chrrybmbnyc: so you’re on the clock

SoftLord: not yet… waiting for jackie to get up,
as i said

chrrybmbnyc: maybe i’m talking about "my" clock silly

SoftLord: ohhhhh

SoftLord: whats your clock

chrrybmbnyc: in twenty minutes i should be leaving for
the gym – don’t want to be a bad influence do you?


SoftLord: Carlin, have I ever been a bad
influence? O:-)


chrrybmbnyc: i think that you’re baiting me now

SoftLord: i am a master baiter….

SoftLord: *pauses*

chrrybmbnyc: very well done "master"

SoftLord: *giggle*

SoftLord: so 20 minutes huh

chrrybmbnyc: did leave some bread crumbs for you
though


chrrybmbnyc: i’ll be there for about 2 hours then in for
the rest of the evening


SoftLord: yippie 🙂

SoftLord: hopefully i’ll be to work and back by
then

chrrybmbnyc: haven’t got a "yippie" in a while

chrrybmbnyc: hopefully…

SoftLord: i was debating a ‘yippie skippy’… didn’t
know how you’d take that tho

chrrybmbnyc: i don’t think i’ve ever gotten a "yippie
skippy"


chrrybmbnyc: feel privileged

SoftLord: It says something, Carlin, that already
talking to you has been pretty much the highlight
of my week


SoftLord: just, you know, for the record 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: you mean for the browning up for the
cell #


SoftLord: hey i never asked you for the cell
number, i just asked whether flattery would get it


chrrybmbnyc: are you sure you’re not a lawyer

SoftLord: lol… i’m not… tho whenever anyone
asks me "do you nkow what time it is" i always
say "yes"

chrrybmbnyc: so you’re a wise ass then – you have to
get your JD to go from a wise ass to a lawyer


SoftLord: you’re welcome to set your own
schedule for our interaction
, whatever it may
be… i just miss talkin and flirtin when yuo’re not
around during the week… do take that as a
pretty high compliment, becuase of all the people
i talk to during the course, theres probably only 2
others that i acutally miss talking to, and they’re
both close enough to be family.


chrrybmbnyc: and who are "they"?

SoftLord: Alex (who i’m bringing to the s&m
fashion show) and Sue (my bestest friend in all
the world for the last 10 years)


chrrybmbnyc: Alex – i saw her picture but who’s Sue?

SoftLord: i think you might’ve met alex, she was
one of the two chicas i had with me at the BBQ


chrrybmbnyc: yes yes

chrrybmbnyc: short

SoftLord: yup

chrrybmbnyc: so you like them small and dark heh?

SoftLord: dark is good… small is optional

chrrybmbnyc: that’s right you like girls that are
"roomey"


SoftLord: i dont really have a physical ‘type’.. do
you?


chrrybmbnyc: absolutely not

chrrybmbnyc: too many restrictions then

SoftLord: no, i just dont like to be able to play
peoples ribcages like a xylophone


chrrybmbnyc: blow blow blow

chrrybmbnyc: so should we set a schedule for
Jeremy???


SoftLord: what kind of schedule

chrrybmbnyc: a chatting schedule

SoftLord: lol…. didn’t know i needed to be
‘penciled in’


chrrybmbnyc: when are you the most spry?

SoftLord: i’m in a perpetual state of spryality

chrrybmbnyc: oooh and you can conjugate spry

chrrybmbnyc: very impressed

SoftLord: not CORRECTLY

SoftLord: i think its spryness

SoftLord: but spryality is a cooler word so i went
with that


chrrybmbnyc: maybe you’re right but i’ll take spryality

chrrybmbnyc: it sounds better

SoftLord: jinx

SoftLord: :0

SoftLord: 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: what does :0 mean?

SoftLord: it means my pinky didn’t hold down the
shift key when i was trying to type )

chrrybmbnyc: shucks. i love to learn new things but
it’s a very rare occurence


chrrybmbnyc: i just jumped ten feet

SoftLord: you should try out for the WNBA

SoftLord: why?

SoftLord: spider?

SoftLord: picture of michael jackson?

chrrybmbnyc: well i live in the country – my computer
is right by a bay window


chrrybmbnyc: and a squirrel just flew straight into the
window

SoftLord: nice

chrrybmbnyc: nails scratching and everything

chrrybmbnyc: i hate squirrels

SoftLord: evilsquirrel

SoftLord: they’re just rats with a publicist

chrrybmbnyc: i agree

chrrybmbnyc: have you ever seen a rat/squirrel?

SoftLord: no…

chrrybmbnyc: in washington square park they have
these half rats half squirrels running around


SoftLord: i dont tend to mind rats… or mice… as
long as they’re not like… scurrying around my
house… mice are adorable


SoftLord: ohhh yeah

SoftLord: we used to dose those

chrrybmbnyc: dark black with a pointey nose

chrrybmbnyc: i think it was rat rape

SoftLord: back in my youth….hehe

chrrybmbnyc: you’re so bad

SoftLord: *grin* i like to think i’m just bad enough

chrrybmbnyc: good to know

SoftLord: er… to cover a previous topic… well…
you’re just starting this online chat thing, you
said… perhaps when you get it more into your
muscle memory you could learn to multitask with
it and not have to schedule me at all… and then
it would be all Jeremy all the time


chrrybmbnyc: oohh the gauntlet is down then

chrrybmbnyc: time for me to sweat – can you wait for
me


SoftLord: it wasn’t a threat 😛

chrrybmbnyc: it was a promise then

SoftLord: and personally, i dont see a better
option coming along any time soon

chrrybmbnyc: maybe you just don’t see it yet

SoftLord: er… that was meant as flattery, dont
think it came out right


SoftLord: oh well

chrrybmbnyc: don’t you hate it when that happens

SoftLord: well i think you do okay from me 😉

SoftLord: so far

SoftLord: and i haven’t even whined about you
putting up a pic on friendster today 😛


chrrybmbnyc: i only have two sets of pictures: sexy
and business

chrrybmbnyc: couldn’t decide

chrrybmbnyc: i was looking for something mysterious
like your photo


SoftLord: business for friendster sexy for me? 🙂

chrrybmbnyc: i see….

SoftLord: lol

chrrybmbnyc: got to go though

chrrybmbnyc: i’m losing my fervor to work out

chrrybmbnyc: be back soon

SoftLord: i’m sure even your business ones are
sexy…there is a certain minimum


chrrybmbnyc: and he draws me back in

chrrybmbnyc: very bad influence

SoftLord: okay go… if i’m not here when you get
back, expect me to be back soon… i would be
amiss if we didn’t get to continue this today

SoftLord: and it would probably ruin the rest of
my weekend


SoftLord: no pressure, of course… 😉

chrrybmbnyc: you’ll hear from me

chrrybmbnyc: lol

SoftLord: and just for the record, you do have MY
cell numbenr


chrrybmbnyc: i do?

SoftLord: i left it with that voicemail about the
irving plaza show


chrrybmbnyc: that’s right

chrrybmbnyc: promise i won’t prank call you late at
night


chrrybmbnyc: be back soon

SoftLord: well wahts the fun in promising that

SoftLord: okay go!

chrrybmbnyc: bye

Written by admin

August 9th, 2003 at 9:56 am