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Dating Profile January 27, 2008

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So its early Sunday morning, and my current late-20s what-does-it-all-mean-oh-my-Gd-I’m-gonna-be-30! ennui has me a little flummoxed, so I will try to be brief to keep some mystery. *deep inhale*

Hi, I’m Jeremy.

I’m tall (6’1) and broad-shouldered(I think I wear it pretty well, and no I’m not obese) with dark wavy hair and glasses. I’m a Jew by birth, but other than the penchant for self-deprecating humor and latkes, I’m not religious. Or cheap. And yes, I have pictures. And a Facebook. And a MySpace.

I am a reader of books and blogs, inhale new music (1500 CDs and more, from all different genres) and new ideas. Some of my favorite things are: anything Jim Henson-related, anything Neil Finn-related, anything Alton Brown-related. I never use a short word when a long one will suffice. Not “do,” “suffice.”

I consider myself sweet and thoughtful but not a pushover. I’ll cook if you do the dishes. Or we can skip it and go to brunch, I know a place that has amazing crepes. Oh, and I try to remember to be silly a least once a day, to keep perspective.

Here’s a joke: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb pasta bicycle cyclops?

My day job is in the digital area of the music industry, trying to make what we do as a major label a little less evil, a little more interesting and transparent, and a little less prone to mockery.

Somehow between working long hours, outgrowing the club scene and having a bunch of friends move elsewhere in the country, my life right now is kind of insular. I’m now totally sick of my nice little insular life and would like to fling the doors wide open and shout from the hilltops.. .erm… “HI!”.

I dig quick-witted, smart, interesting and interested self-assured women with a wide variety of interests. My previous relationships have taught me that it is quite rare to find someone who is kind in addition to these traits, so I value the amazing women in my life who are. In terms of a physical type, I’m not too limited. I do appreciate curves on a girl though, if they are worn well. Also, you must love to make out.

Anyway, if you’ve managed to read this far without closing the window and going back to the index, then congratulations to you and I owe you a cookie, and if any of this strikes a chord with you (hopefully an Eb minor), feel free to drop me a line! I do bite, but only a little.

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January 27th, 2008 at 11:39 am

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